Lately I’ve been thinking about orgasms and how most females are too comfortable with not having them. I’m not sure if they are uncomfortable with the idea of female ejaculation, or if they just don’t think they can, or if worse they don’t want to waste their partner’s time trying to have one… It does seem to be a lot more difficult for us to have an orgasm—I mean it seems like the words man and orgasm go hand in hand and It’s not fair!  Honestly the more sex you have the better your chances of reaching an orgasm but what about those of us who aren’t porn stars? LOL. I used to get jealous watching porn stars orgasm, and was so convinced that their squirts were just them peeing! I used to be like whatever that’s fucking gross until I found out it’s not pee it’s cum. Then I thought it was just some special ability I would never have—some other level of sexual experience I hadn’t reached… but it’s so not true.  Every woman can reach and orgasm and every woman can… squirt LOL. It sounds dumb but who wouldn’t want to reach the ultimate in sexual satisfaction I mean men do; and if not why have sex in the first place?  So I started researching about squirting and this is what I found:

The best environment for orgasming is a comfortable one.  Clean and sensual atmospheres are necessities for a good orgasm.  Warm baths also help set the mood.

A stimulating massage gets blood flowing.  When we feel aroused blood flow increases to our genital area and our clitoris becomes extra sensitive. Pay special attention to areas like our breasts (lick these), our scalps, our necks, inner thighs, and lower backs but do not rub over the spine. Also massaging our pelvic bone stimulates us more.

Our clitoris is the doorway to our G-spot. (Or something like that). For most women clitoral stimulation alone will not cause an orgasm but it will get us wet and ready for penetration.

The gspot is a small spongy area that wraps around the urethra.  When it is touched we may feel the urge to pee, but it’s only pressure of the Skene’s glands against our urethra. Press your finger into it and have us push back against your finger with our vaginal muscles. When we feel that “pee” sensation we’re close to cumming.

It’s easy to come from penetration. Try these sex positions for G-spot stimulation… His cock will rub right on it.

The Crab

Launch Pad

Lastly, the most important thing is to relax and ease into your orgasm.  Don’t freak out when you feel like you have to pee, just do it and hope you didn’t pee lol. So if you’re a girl who’s clueless about orgasming or a guy who’s sick of your girl faking it try these techniques and squirt your way to a better sex life LOL.

Women not so much..I’ve always wondered why guys lie on their dick??? Seriously someone please help me out with this..Example..So a dude kicks it with this chick on a date they go to the movies,then go have a drink or two and he drops her off.. Nothing happens (sexually) and all of sudden his homeboys looking at her like she is a walking all- you -can- eat buffet!! Because of course dude said he hit it when he didn’t.. I’m confused and never got a true understanding on why dudes lie on there dick??

There is only one Hugh Hefner..

Sex is a universal, non-verbal (most of the time) language. It’s suppose to be a deep connection that lover’s share. But what if the connection isnt so deep? What does it mean? If the physical attraction is there and the four-play gets you ready for take off…Why the hell cant you climax? Several factors can be the cause of the problem. Your job is to determine which one it is, and how you plan on moving forward. Hell it may be a fault of your own. But shouldnt your partner ensure that you have reached your full potential or higher? When the male is finished with his business, its over until he can decide to go for round two or at least get back “UP” again. Is there a right way of telling your partner that you havent seemed to find true satifaction in your love making sessions? Should you say anything at all? (more…)

Having a huge ass right now is the new new!! But when is having to much ass too MUCH!! Guys you have to be careful there is alot of poser out there with the fake ass pads and the butt injections you might not be getting the real deal.. So make sure you test drive before you buy..ok anyway so there is a pornstar by the name of Pinky
yea im sure you know about her-> pink hair, 4ft borderline dwarf and a ass for days.. Here is a pic !!

Well my question to guys is can you ever have to much ass????

fuck my life…

O_O   Gross.

via fmylife.com

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Here are some hilarious public services announcements about the importance of using rubbers from FUR TV, a comedy puppet show produce by MTV Networks Europe. What! MTV, really? It’s bizarre because these are fucking AWESOME and MTV in my mind is generally NOT AWESOME and synonymous with producing both shitty and vapid programming for brainless American consumption (SEE: Jersey Shore).  Just Kidding. Jersey Shore is the SHIT! I can’t wait for season 2. (Don’t judge me) Anyways, watch these videos. They’re Awesome, and wear a condom, or at least pull out! Thanks!

Do Condoms Reduce Sensitivity ?

Why Do I Need A Condom ?

What Is Unsafe Sex ?

*disclaimer- the responses to these questions are strictly my opinions. You’re more than welcome to agree, or disagree in the comment section below.*

The question of the week is: Why do people cheat instead of leaving the person, or just moving onto someone new completely?

Before I even begin to answer that question, allow me to retreat a little bit, and define ‘cheating.’ (more…)

love met… love chased… love missed.

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“Met Her On Thursday”

I went to a comedy show tonight to see Donnell Rowlings, better known Ashy Larry from Chappelle’s Show.  Most season comedians are masters at closing (the success of their job depends on it). They “always be closing.” One comedian in particular who opened for Donnell, singles out this hot blonde in the first row, and made more than few off colored jokes about “fucking her in the face.” The first one, you’re like “LOL”, but after like the sixth joke about fucking her in the face you’re like “wow, this guy is a jerk”, cus’ like nobody is even laughing anymore, bro. Unknownst to the audience, this guy is closing, and slowing planting the seed. NLP on that ass! Google it, Neuro-linguistic programming .Did I mention this girl is on date with her boyfriend, and this comedian is not so subtly throwing “I want to fuck  you “jokes at her left and right.

Fast forward to me walking back to my car 30 minutes later, and I see the same blonde girl walking to her party and boyfriend who had been patiently waiting for her outside. The first thing her boyfriend says is, “I SHOULD PUNCH YOU IN THE FACE.” And she is all like “whaaaaaaaaaaa?” And he is all like, “YOU KNOW WHAT!” And she is all like “for talking to the owner of the place, who gives me free tickets to comedy shows all the time.”  I was there, bitch! You wasn’t talking to the owner for 30 minutes, You was flirting with that very comedian who made his intentions clear to you, the audience, and you’re boyfriend that he’d love nothing better than to fuck her in the face (with his penis). You’re logical brain says, such vulgar, public displays of affection will get you nowhere with the ladies, and I guess it’s partly right (sometimes).  Instead of being offended and rush off after the show like any God fearing Christian woman, this lady decided to shower this obscene comedian with her number (I presume for the purpose of this story) and affection for about 15 minutes (which I witnessed), while her chode boyfriend and his jack-off friends waited angrily in the parkinsg lot. I saw this play out, while I was waiting to take a picture and talk to Donnell Rawlings (who KILLED).

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You cant choose your family no matter how hard or how bad you want to.  Nobody is perfect, and people will only do what you allow them to do.  So my question to you today is… how much can you take from them?  Family can be such a beautiful thing, but it can also help you lose your sanity.   Because of the love that you have for them, you always find yourself wanting to help these people that you love when they seem to be in need.  You try to make a way out of no way, and try to be there as much as humanly possible.  However, there are those times when their struggle is over and you find your pockets high and dry, you find yourself overwhelmed and exhausted carrying all their problems on your back, and sometimes you just feel mad as hell because of a simple disagreement or misunderstanding.  So…what do you do? (more…)