I went to a comedy show tonight to see Donnell Rowlings, better known Ashy Larry from Chappelle’s Show.  Most season comedians are masters at closing (the success of their job depends on it). They “always be closing.” One comedian in particular who opened for Donnell, singles out this hot blonde in the first row, and made more than few off colored jokes about “fucking her in the face.” The first one, you’re like “LOL”, but after like the sixth joke about fucking her in the face you’re like “wow, this guy is a jerk”, cus’ like nobody is even laughing anymore, bro. Unknownst to the audience, this guy is closing, and slowing planting the seed. NLP on that ass! Google it, Neuro-linguistic programming .Did I mention this girl is on date with her boyfriend, and this comedian is not so subtly throwing “I want to fuck  you “jokes at her left and right.

Fast forward to me walking back to my car 30 minutes later, and I see the same blonde girl walking to her party and boyfriend who had been patiently waiting for her outside. The first thing her boyfriend says is, “I SHOULD PUNCH YOU IN THE FACE.” And she is all like “whaaaaaaaaaaa?” And he is all like, “YOU KNOW WHAT!” And she is all like “for talking to the owner of the place, who gives me free tickets to comedy shows all the time.”  I was there, bitch! You wasn’t talking to the owner for 30 minutes, You was flirting with that very comedian who made his intentions clear to you, the audience, and you’re boyfriend that he’d love nothing better than to fuck her in the face (with his penis). You’re logical brain says, such vulgar, public displays of affection will get you nowhere with the ladies, and I guess it’s partly right (sometimes).  Instead of being offended and rush off after the show like any God fearing Christian woman, this lady decided to shower this obscene comedian with her number (I presume for the purpose of this story) and affection for about 15 minutes (which I witnessed), while her chode boyfriend and his jack-off friends waited angrily in the parkinsg lot. I saw this play out, while I was waiting to take a picture and talk to Donnell Rawlings (who KILLED).

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