Take one last look, Cleveland.

Here are the biggest or most interesting stories to happen this week:

• Dave Chappelle’s flight makes an emergency landing due to the comedian’s, um, strange behavior. (read)
• Lindsay Lohan is sentenced to 90 days in jail, rehab, and 12 months probation w/ random drug tests, for a parole violation. (read)
• Netherlands pornstar Bobbi Eden promises to give oral sex to all of her 66000+ twitter followers if Holland wins the World Cup this Saturday. Hopefully she’s being sponsored by Scope. (read)
• Brandy’s 160 Grams spread released, proving that the world loves to watch her, when the pictures of her don’t talk, whine, or rap. (read)
• Montel Williams will smoke weed everyday “until the day I drop dead” / Cali’s Prop 19 would mean cheaper pot. (watch / read)
• 50 Cent makes the petition against Diddy that we’ve all already signed in our minds. (look)
• Scientists discover the secret to beating AIDS. Next week: scientists murdered by pharmaceutical companies. (read)
• Something about Lebron James. (watch)