
(rated chic, not tacky)
These Summer nights have been fun to say the least. They are filled with house parties, midnight concerts, photo shoots, and planning for all types of festivities for the fall season. Smoldering heat, tasty bar-b-q, and red cups are infesting every one’s days, I’m sure. In all of these outings and events, I’ve seen some perfectly cute and stylish looks. Girls mixing and matching floral prints and gentlemen easily pairing casual clothes with business standards. It’s a lovely thing to see the chic celebrating the season with their clothes.
Unfortunately, I’ve also seen some perfectly imperfect outfits that I’d hate to slip into this upcoming Fall season, or even resurrect next Spring and Summer. This might hurt some, but think of me as the brutally honest friend. It will sting, but it’s genuinely for your own good. You’ll thank me in the long run, I promise. This is not exclusive to just ‘everyday’ people, but photo shoots, runway looks, and more professional expressions of fashion and style. Oh, yes! No one is safe. I’ve created a list of four things (five would be too traditional) that should be axed from your fashion list.
Before I dive in this discussion like it’s the eleven-foot side of the swimming pool, I must preface it by saying this; As an wardrobe stylist and art director, I make it a conscious decision to be able to appreciate, respect, and draw inspiration from all different style choices and means of expression. So, this list is acquired from trends and styles that are universally unflattering and disappointing, in my eyes. So, before your eyes roll and accusation about me “not getting your ‘scene’ or ‘style’” slip off your tongue, know that I’ve already given this deep (well, not that deep) thought. Now, let’s begin, shall we?
Make sure the fit is right. This is rule number one to most style-conscious individuals, period. Most people know the importance of something being cute, but also it being flattering to your particular, unique body-type. I’m not not a fan of tube-tops, but I’ve seen abundance of girls sporting them with stomachs that might be better tucked away. On the flip-side, crop-tops are an free-spirited trend that if adorned correctly can be cool, but with a less than attractive tummy can garner the wrong attention. (Note: just because it’s in your favorite fashion magazine doesn’t mean it’s for you.)
We’re not in the wild, wild west. I’ve seen an number of boys and girls sporting cowboy boots. Please, stop. They make an outfit look very contrived, not like an eclectic personality (I’m assuming that’s the idea of sporting them?). You come off as more of an character which is always less than stellar. You want to be yourself, not a cartoon, right? Awesome thing about fashion is you can stuff them in back of your closet and maybe one day they’ll be seen as more chic and we will have all learned a new way to make them more versatile. For now, however, unless you are equipped with a horse and lasso, please take them off.
Let boys be boys! In the LGBT community, it makes sense there is a an abundance of androgyny that goes on. More times than not these looks can come off interesting, expressive, and funky (see: La Roux front woman, Elly Jackson and multimedia maven, B.Scott). This Summer, however, I’ve seen ‘straight’ men wearing an abundance of female clothes that I’m afraid is the fault of the mainstream media. Attention! Straight men everywhere, to seem hip or cultured you do not have to rock female clothes. I wouldn’t mind if I never witnessed another self-identifying straight man in any variation of an harem pant, leggings, short-short shorts, skirt (kilt? yeah, right), or anything of the sort. Just leave it alone.
No runs! The last trend that I’d like to see come to an immediate and utter hault is purposely sporting runs in your stockings. I must admit that when I first saw it, I thought the girls were edgy and paying homage to the grunge era. Now, so many girls are doing it (thanks, RiRi!) that it just makes it look like the whole city had a battle with friction and the city lost. There’s always different ways to come off as edgy and effortless, let’s just find a new way.
That concludes the Summer trends that I’d like to see killed and never spoken of, again. I hope I didn’t offend too many and if anything simply made you chuckle and think about yourself or a friend. Enjoy the remainder of your Summer and remember to wear the one thing that will always be trendy and chic; confidence!
- Myles E. Johnson